I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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