She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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