I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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