i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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