Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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