Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
