what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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