I want to stick my p in your. b.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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