Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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