she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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