Your tits are I can't wait for
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
