Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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