She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
