how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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