wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
