You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
it's like iHOP with fire
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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