She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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