Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Congratulations! We have a period
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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