What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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