Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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