i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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