it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
