You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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