I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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