Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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