oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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