What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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