He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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