well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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