hell yes lets make some ravioli
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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