Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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