So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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