When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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