its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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