god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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