This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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