Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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