I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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