Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
