honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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