are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Sorry my hands just texted you
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
