How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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