She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize