Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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