I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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