I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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