idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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