Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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