You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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