mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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