Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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