Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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