is your mom at the bar?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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