Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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