Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.