Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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