I think my fart just growled at me.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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